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some real reviews of Limits of Control as amusing as the fake Jarmusch script notes for a Ghostbusters sequel

From a real review of Jim Jarmusch's new movie The Limits of Control, at Cinematical:

"One night he returns to his room to find a voluptuous naked woman (Paz de la Huerta) lying on his bed, a gun in her right hand. "Do you like my ass?" she asks. Is she a figment of his imagination? Did he dream her up off the museum wall? She tempts him to have sex with her, but he remains chaste -- "Not while I'm working" -- even while she slumbers naked, pressed against his body, throughout the night. Is he testing his self-control? Has she been sent to distract him? What is he doing in Spain?"

And now, from McSweeney's Internet Tendency, fake notes for a Jarmusch movie, a Ghostbusters sequel:

"Sigourney Weaver cameo. She's possessed again. What can Bill Murray do about it? He chooses to do nothing. They part. Is that a hint of regret on his face? Could be. Or maybe he is thinking of something else. Is that the devil himself turning her eyes a lurid red? Or is it an allergy? Either interpretation is valid. Slow fade to black."

Funny. Lightly hilarious, how both documents react to Jarmusch's movies.

Read the rest of the Cinematical review of LoC here.

And the rest of the McSweeney's page here.

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